Yes, it’s true. The Shavers.com shipping price structure is now as follows:
What a deal, I tell you!
Nope, it’s not a special.
Nah, it’s not a temporary “wait ’til the economy gets better” ploy.
Uh-uh, no coupon codes, minimum purchases or other conditionals to get the deal. Just place an order.
Stay tuned because next week I’ll be squeezing blood from a stone.
For those of us peeking our heads up out of the hovels of non-expendature looking for a way to spend as few pennies as humanly possible due to our black hole of an economy, we view the growing trend on the horizon of just lettin’ the damn beard grow.
Yes, the most basic of daily duties (or not-so-daily duties, for some of us) feels the financial pinch in that more and more men opt to not spend our tightly-gripped, dented nickles on shaving equipment such as blades and foam, and instead look to the bright side where a full beard is warmer anyway. The problem, however, is the fact that left untamed, you can trip or become grossly entangled in the tendrils that develop.
In the hopes of saving you from such a fate, here is a short list of highly recommended beard trimmers. Each require only the smallest investment and offer a well-rounded, but simple, array of features:
(Click on any of the pictures or names below to view the product details or to order-opens a new window)
The Philips Turbovac Model QT4040 - $29.95
Panasonic ER2403 5 Position Beard/Moustache Trimmer - $19.95
Remington High Precision Body Groomer and Trimmer Shaver model BHT-2000 - $24.95
Any of these models above will do a fine, no-frills job on your beard for a really wallet-friendly price. And remember–if your beard is longer than two inches, take a scissor to it first.
WARNING–Shavers.com cannot be responsible for any inflicted wounds you receive from your significant other for leaving hair in the sink.
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