I for one don’t like eating cheeze whiz and crackers directly after shaving
because of the little hairs that get caught in the cheeze…
We interrupt this post for a very important message…
Is this thing on? Hello! I seek here, fine readers, to clear the murky waters of confusion regarding
the identity of the Shavetronics company and the controversial message they
seek to spread across the world. Perhaps they seek cloning technology? Maybe
to recruit Tom Cruise as a spokesman? World domination? Well the answers are
finally here…
Shavetronics seeks to provide the electric shaver users of the world with the ultimate tools
of power–machines that will remove your facial hair quickly, economically, and for the long
term. Now sit back down…it’s all going to be okay. Take a deep breath and put the nitro pill
under your tongue. It’s true; high quality, fair price, long lasting. At least that is what’s
being strived for.
Who are they specifically? Well that can be a bit on the complicated side, but I will endeavor
to spill it quickly and painlessly. In 1957 a tiny New York business named Winston Sales &
Service opened and provided sales and repairs for cigarette lighters, writing instruments and
electric shavers. It was later taken over by a member of the same family and renamed Authorized
Repair Service, still providing lighter, pen and shaver sales and repairs. When the internet
came bubbling out of a hole in Al Gore’s head, the business shifted its focus from the rapidly
declining industry of lighter and pen sales and service to emphasize more on the electric shaver
industry. Shavers.com was born and enjoyed dominance on the internet for electric shaver sales
and service (that is, before every stupid big and little electronics store decided that “Hey,
selling shavers is easy!”). A little spin-off website was created to sell electric shaver
batteries, which quickly tanked, and then mutated into the Shaver Depot–a seller of wholesale
electric shaver parts to the industry “Mom & Pop” repair shops and resellers.
Almost there, I promise…
So come the masses of customers and resellers to the doors of SDC who complain that prices
are getting out of hand, service is virtually non-existant, and the tried and true designs
just aint there no mo’. Hence the creation of Shavetronics many years ago, created by the
parent corporation of Shavers.com and the Shaver Depot, to research, design and if necessary,
reproduce quality machines from the past with modern updates-subtle changes though they may be.
There, that wasn’t too bad, now was it?
We now return to our regularly scheduled blog post, already in progress…
…so why don’t you all go back where you came from and leave me alone? And take that
cheeze whiz with you! Just kidding, I’m already lonely and in despirate need of a shave. Ironic, no?