So as many of you may or may not know (or care, for that matter), Shavers.com and its affiliated
sub-companies have relocated to the high mountain tops of North Carolina's Asheville area.
I must say that the air here is clean, the views spectacular, and the bread sucks, but all in all,
it's pretty sweet living down here.
I can hear you saying it, "Cut the crap, Bogie. How does this affect our shaver orders?"
Very little, my fine patrons. For all you New Yorkers there is the addition of an extra day for delivery (two business days in most cases) and no more showroom to visit. My apologies for any of you that stood outside our closed door red-faced, with your fists clenched in fury and a thick, purple vein bulging from your forehead. And I can assure you--screaming into the glass door will not help.
BUT (I say amidst the collective Bronx cheers), there is the added benefit of no more New York sales tax. And really, do you know how much a cab ride through midtown costs these days? Pshaw.
For most of the rest of the country, this is a moot point. Orders will come flying out of here just as fast as always with nary a difference to any of ya (NY tri-state area excluded of course). You North Carolinians though, you'll have to start paying sales tax now. Ha-ha.
Onward we proceed then, through our shaver selling and manufacturing as we bask in our hours-turned-minutes commute to work each morning. Look for a post on our new Shavetronics ST-50 really soon.
…and can anyone tell me where to find a half-decent bagel in this bread forsaken state?
I can hear you saying it, "Cut the crap, Bogie. How does this affect our shaver orders?"
Very little, my fine patrons. For all you New Yorkers there is the addition of an extra day for delivery (two business days in most cases) and no more showroom to visit. My apologies for any of you that stood outside our closed door red-faced, with your fists clenched in fury and a thick, purple vein bulging from your forehead. And I can assure you--screaming into the glass door will not help.
BUT (I say amidst the collective Bronx cheers), there is the added benefit of no more New York sales tax. And really, do you know how much a cab ride through midtown costs these days? Pshaw.
For most of the rest of the country, this is a moot point. Orders will come flying out of here just as fast as always with nary a difference to any of ya (NY tri-state area excluded of course). You North Carolinians though, you'll have to start paying sales tax now. Ha-ha.
Onward we proceed then, through our shaver selling and manufacturing as we bask in our hours-turned-minutes commute to work each morning. Look for a post on our new Shavetronics ST-50 really soon.
…and can anyone tell me where to find a half-decent bagel in this bread forsaken state?
