Dare I say it again after so many years?
Yes, I dare.
A new electric shaver would be a great gift for him or her for the holidays.
...yeah, yeah.
Well, what do you expect? I am the webmaster of a site the deals almost exclusively with electric shavers and shaving. So how about this? Instead of the sales pitch for the hottest-latest-and-greatest beard-whacker on the market today, I will instead mention a few things that you may not have thought of, yet still make a fantabulous gift nonetheless.
So if you have finished your wholesome lunch and milk, I submit to you, this:
What the heck is that, you ask? Why that, my friends is a Norelco QT4070 Vacuum Beard Trimmer with Stubble Feature.
Why would you want it? Because, if you have a beard (or goatee, soul patch, handlebar moustache, etc...) then you will need to trim it before you trip over it. When you trim it, your nasty little hairs shoot all over the bathroom sink area--and we all know just how much your wife/girlfriend/mother/"roommate" loves cleaning that up after you. Well with this little number, that's not an issue as the vacuum suction gathers your little trimmings and tucks them away for later disposal. The fact that it also offers the "stubble feature" offers the added bonus of telling your significant other--"No, hun. I didn't forget to shave. This is the look now. See, my shaver has a "stubble feature". And you laugh as she walks away thinking you have gone from "slob" to "stylish". What fun!
Does the stubble feature actually work? Hell if I know. Where are we, 1985?
Moving right along...
"Hey, I have one of those! You throw them underwater in your pool and it goes like hell to the other side."
No. This is in fact a Remington "Just for Men" All-in-1 Groomer. While I do not necessarily agree with the "just for men" part, I must admit I like this stupid thing. One side is a tiny little shaver and a tiny little trimmer for shaving tiny little areas (or for taking enormous amounts of time to shave big areas) and the other end is a snot reamer and earwax spinner.
In essence, its a machine to take hair out of nooks, crannies, and other related tiny orifices. I'll just let you insert the obvious, tasteless possibilities here. And YES, this IS a great gift for Hanukkah/Christmas/Kwanzaa because there is no better hint to your recipient that things have gotten out of control. They will get the message when they turn away, insulted, and their ear hair knocks your hat off. Trust me, they will thank you in the end.
And finally, if you look out the left side of the aircraft, you will see...
A Travel Holiday Gift Set.
Okay, with a hemorrhoid inducing, straining attempt to be serious, this Menscience stuff is really good stuff. I was extremely skeptical because I am not a "manscaper" to any extreme, nor do I fit in the same subway car as "metro-sexual", but if I had to use a daily-face-this, or a advanced-formula-that, these are the ones I would use. Even if you have NEVER used any type of man-ish cleansing, repairing or improving product on your face/body, these are definitely worth a try just once. You may be really surprised.
The fact that the kit also comes with a trimmer ( for anywhere on the body) and a Braun pocket shaver, makes it extra-neato.
So as you depart our little ride through alternative gift possibilities at Shavers.com, please remember to gather all your personal belongings and grasp your children firmly by the hair. Remember too that the bigger-ticket items are also available, in-stock and with free shipping, as usual.
Happy and Healthy Holidays from all of us at Shavers.com. Well, actually, just from me.
